Hi Friends it feels like I am slowly approaching the end of this pregnancy yet am still so far from it. So strange but so real. Over the course of the past 30 weeks I have mastered some pretty hilarious things that I thought you would get some enjoyment from and fellow pregnant women could probably relate to.
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1.Peeing in a cup
After so many doctors visits I am almost certain I can aim in the cup without looking. I started bimonthly visits at 24 weeks so there is a lot of that going on.
2.Picking things up with your feet
If I can pick it up with my feet it gets off the floor. If I can’t it’s dead to me. Simple as that!
That good ol’ pregnancy brain! It never gets old!
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4.Finding the bathroom half asleep
I some times wake up in the morning and realize that I got up to pee at night but can’t remember how I even found the bathroom.
5.Making strange snacks
Pregnancy cravings call for unexplainable food options. You let me eat my pizza with pickles while simultaneously eating ice cream and you do it without judging!
6.The belly photo pose
You know the one where you cup your baby bump so there is no question it’s a baby bump.
7.Not punching people who comment on your size
This goes for not punching or screaming at everyone. This is for all you people who find the unexplainable need to comment on “How Big” we have gotten.
8.Balancing food, plates, cups on your belly
My twin baby bump has made the best side table anyone could ever want.
9.Dodging unwanted belly rubs
We might not always be up for strangers or anyone for that matter rubbing our belly, so we find ways to get around them. One of my favorites is putting my hand over my belly as if I meant to rub it and not allow space for anyone else.
I was never as good a shopper as when I became a mom. The deals, the coupons, the sales I find them all and I shop them only! Call it a gift, call it survival, I call it part of being a mom!
Follow along as I share more of my Twin Pregnancy journey!